Women are evil.
If anything, it's because they have access to this question during a relationship.

"Do these pants make my ass look big?"

Why ask that of the male species if you want complete honesty from them?
We answer: "Big no. Sexy yes. Let me spank it."
Or some other "safe" answer.
In reality, we'd like to respond: "No. It's your big ass that makes your ass look big."

I figure women like putting there men in no-win situations just so they'll have to make it up to them in the form of dinner, backrubs, night of no sex, and/or watch a chick flick with them.

If only guys had access to something like that question.

The Random Quote:
"That's like being the smartest kid w/ down syndrome." - Anonymous